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'Ex-gay' hopes for gay gene; Gay Gene wishes 'ex-gays' would just let him live in peace

Speaking at an event at the University of California, Santa Barbara, "ex-gay" speaker Chad Thompson is quoted as saying:

“I think it would be cool if a gay gene were discovered. Then God would get more glory when it is treated”

Mr. Thompson's logic, of course, comes courtesy of that noted scientific journal:

And of course evidence that God would do as Mr. Thompson says can be found in that popular Biblical passage:

Eugenics, 4:12 For I shall make you one way and then later proclaim, "Just kidding!" and reshape you as a morally chaste heterosexual, for while world creation and controlling mankind are fun and all, my true calling is genetic engineering.